THE “I DESERVE IT FOR FREE” MANIFESTO: A SCREAM INTO THE VOID OF ENTITLEMENT
THE “I DESERVE IT FOR FREE” MANIFESTO: A SCREAM INTO THE VOID OF ENTITLEMENT
(By a Service Industry Survivor)
Listen up, you self-appointed Sovereigns of Something-for-Nothing! Your decree – the “I Deserve It For Free” Manifesto – isn’t a revolutionary tract. It’s a toddler’s tantrum typed out by a keyboard warrior raised on participation trophies and delusions of grandeur. We’ve seen your kind. Oh, have we seen you. You swan in, radiating the unearned confidence of a minor royal visiting the peasantry, and drop the bombshell: “After that minor inconvenience/imagined slight/I breathed oxygen near your establishment, I believe COMPENSATION in the form of FREE STUFF is my divine right.”
The audacity isn’t just breathtaking; it’s suffocating. Did your latte arrive 47 seconds later than your inflated sense of urgency demanded? Manifesto invoked! Did you perceive a slight chill from the...