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The Daily Grind: How Commutes Are Ruining Our Lives

The Daily Grind: How Commutes Are Ruining Our Lives

Let’s cut the corporate gaslighting and call it what it is: the daily commute is a soul-sucking, time-vampire, masquerading as a necessary evil. It’s not just “getting to work.” It’s an unpaid, mandatory purgatory wedged between our beds and our desks, stealing our lives hour by agonizing hour, and frankly, we’re all being taken for absolute mugs.

Think about it. You roll out of bed, bleary-eyed, already dreading the gauntlet ahead. Is it the bumper-to-bumper crawl on the motorway, where you spend more time staring at the same brake lights than your own family photos? Is it the sweaty, armpit-adjacent hellscape of the 7:45am cattle car… sorry, train? Or perhaps the bus journey where every pothole feels like a personal insult to your spine? Whatever your flavour of torture, the result is the same: you arrive at work already knackered...

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Why Everyone’s a “Traveler” After One Trip to Hatyai

Why Everyone’s a “Traveler” After One Trip to Hatyai

Ah, Hatyai. A small city in southern Thailand that has somehow become the mystic realm of backpackers, Instagram influencers, and wannabe world travelers. It’s the kind of place I used to think was merely a pit stop for those headed to other, more glamorous locales like Bangkok or Phuket. However, I now find myself bombarded with cheerful announcements and posts of “travelers” claiming they’ve discovered the profound essence of the world after achieving a grand pilgrimage to Hatyai. Seriously? One checklist of street food and a weekend getaway does not make you a traveler—let’s get real.

For starters, let’s explore what our newly minted “travelers” have experienced. A convenient flight, train ride from Kuala Lumpur, a few hotel selfies, and the obligatory snapshots of food stalls exploding with vibrant colors seem to tick all the...

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Silence is Golden: The Karaoke Conundrum Ruining Campgrounds

Silence is Golden: The Karaoke Conundrum Ruining Campgrounds

There exists a sacred contract when one ventures into the woods, pitches a tent, and breathes deep the pine-scented air. It’s an unspoken pact, a fundamental understanding woven into the very fabric of camping: we escape the cacophony of the concrete jungle to find solace in the symphony of nature. The sighing wind through the trees, the rhythmic chuckle of a nearby stream, the distant cry of an owl, the crackle of your own campfire – these are the sounds we pay for, drive miles for, and yearn for. They are not, under any circumstances, to be replaced by the drunken, off-key caterwauling of someone massacring “Sweet Caroline” via a sputtering karaoke machine plugged into a generator.

Yet, here we are. More and more frequently, the tranquil embrace of a campground is shattered by the tinny blare of backing tracks and the...

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The Ridiculousness of “Team Building” Exercises at Work

The Ridiculousness of “Team Building” Exercises at Work

Let’s talk about the elephant in the conference room, the one awkwardly wearing a name tag that says “Synergy” and holding a half-inflated balloon animal. I’m referring, of course, to the modern workplace’s peculiar obsession with mandatory “fun,” otherwise known as the Team Building Exercise.

The very phrase, often uttered by HR with the forced enthusiasm of a game show host, sends a ripple of suppressed groans through the ranks. We know the drill. Calendars are cleared, deadlines are conveniently ignored, and we’re herded – pardon me, invited – to participate in activities that range from the mildly embarrassing to the utterly inane. All in the sacred name of “building bridges,” “fostering collaboration,” and “boosting morale.”

But who, exactly, is this morale being boosted for? Is it the introvert sweating bullets at the...

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The Exhausting Art of Curating Your “Authentic” Self

The Exhausting Art of Curating Your “Authentic” Self

We’ve turned authenticity into a performance. A full-time job. A brand strategy. Every scroll through our feeds bombards us with polished imperfection—the “candid” coffee spill (Relatable!), the “unfiltered” rant about mental health (scripted, tagged, monetized), the “raw” morning face (bathed in golden-hour light). We chase this holy grail of “being real” while sweating over which vulnerability to package for consumption. The crushing irony? The more we perform authenticity, the less we actually inhabit it.

This curation isn’t accidental; it’s industrialized. Algorithms reward vulnerability that fits neatly into marketable boxes—trauma with a hopeful arc, flaws that are endearing quirks, struggles resolved by the third slide. We edit our lives like documentaries: cutting the messy scenes, boosting the saturation on moments that...

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Digital Schizophrenia: Who Are You *Really* Online?

Digital Schizophrenia: Who Are You Really Online

We log in and fracture. One tab: LinkedIn Lara, polished and relentlessly blessed, posting bullet-pointed hustle porn. Another tab: Instagram Ian, bathed in golden-hour filters, posing with artisanal coffee beside rented succulents. A third: Rageful Reddit Rex, dismantling strangers in niche forums under a pseudonym sharpened for bloodsport. Who’s in charge here? Not you. You’re just frantically swapping masks for an audience of algorithms and invisible judges. Welcome to Digital Schizophrenia – the exhausting, soul-eroding performance of being multiple people simultaneously, none of them entirely real.

This isn’t mere curation; it’s compartmentalized identity disorder. Platforms don’t just host us; they demand specific, exaggerated versions of ourselves to survive their attention economies. Instagram rewards aesthetic delusion...

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The Upgrade Zombies Are Among Us: Your “Just Asking” is Killing Basic Decency

The Upgrade Zombies Are Among Us: Your “Just Asking” is Killing Basic Decency

Listen up, buttercup. That complimentary mint on your hotel pillow? Not a blood pact. Your “silver” status loyalty card that gets you 1% off stale airport coffee? Not a golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s freebie factory. Yet everywhere we turn, the Upgrade Zombies shamble forth, palms outstretched, eyes glazed with the fervent, unshakeable belief that the universe owes them more.

Seriously? Since when did simply existing become grounds for a perpetual free upgrade? You booked an economy seat. You paid for a standard room. You ordered the damn house wine. The transaction is complete! The terms were clear! Yet before the metaphorical ink is dry, the wheedling begins. “Any chance of an upgrade?” delivered with that performative, hopeful lilt, as if they’re asking for directions to Narnia, not demanding unearned...

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The Unbearable Loudness of Being: Funeral Selfies and the Theft of Sacred Silence

The Unbearable Loudness of Being: Funeral Selfies and the Theft of Sacred Silence

Let’s cut through the digital noise for a moment. We live documented lives. Sunsets, sandwiches, significant achievements – all filtered, framed, and flung into the void for validation. Most of it is harmless, occasionally even joyful. But then there’s that image. The one that scrapes against the raw nerve of human decency: the funeral selfie.

Seriously? Here? In this space heavy with unspeakable loss, thick with the scent of wilting flowers and muffled sobs, amidst the profound, aching vulnerability of grief… this is where you find the perfect backdrop? Where the instinct to capture yourself overpowers the fundamental human requirement to simply be present for others?

It’s not documentation. It’s desecration. Funerals exist in a fragile, sacred parenthesis outside the relentless churn of everyday life...

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Seriously, Selfies at Funerals? What Fresh Hell Is This?

Seriously, Selfies at Funerals? What Fresh Hell Is This

Look. I get it. We document everything. Brunch? Snap. New haircut? Filter. Stubbed toe? Story it.

But a funeral?

Are we really this far gone? Have our collective attention spans and desperate need for validation truly eroded basic human decency to this degree?

Someone is dead. People are actively grieving, shattered, trying to hold themselves together in a space meant for mourning and remembrance. And your first instinct is to whip out your phone, angle it just right, maybe throw in a duck face or a peace sign next to the casket? “RIP Grandma, gonna miss u 💔 funeralvibes sadday”

No. Just… no.

What possible justification exists? “Aunt Helen would have wanted me to look cute!” Unlikely. “I need to remember this moment!” Trust me, the crushing weight of grief and the quiet dignity of shared sorrow will imprint itself without...

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Why Is Everyone Suddenly a Food Critic?!

Why Is Everyone Suddenly a Food Critic?!

Seriously, when did everyone become a culinary expert? It used to be that food criticism was left to, you know, actual critics – people who’d dedicated time to understanding flavor profiles, cooking techniques, and the nuances of restaurant service. Now? Every Tom, Dick, and Harriet with an Instagram account and a half-eaten plate of avocado toast considers themselves qualified to dissect a chef’s life work.

I’m not saying you can’t have an opinion. Of course you can. But there’s a difference between saying “I didn’t like this dish” and tearing apart a restaurant with dramatic pronouncements about “lack of imagination” and “poor execution.” Did you even consider that maybe the chef was having an off night? Or that your palate is just… different?

The internet has amplified this phenomenon to an absurd degree. A blurry photo and a few hastily...

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